7.7.14

Tomorrow, we go to the windmills, to do... windmill things? Yes, that. Then, GET TO THE CHOPPER, even though it's not really realistically going anywhere fast without us. Then, probably KFC, beers, and maybe something that explodes, boom!

Wine, my photon-generated friend (there is apparently no such word as "photonly"), is the most deceptive of the alcohols. It doesn't sneak up on you so much as do nothing at all until you try to focus on something for more than three or four seconds.

Then, it's all photonically and sedons and other such non-wirds.

This summer bothers me. I lack a car, and this inhibits most of the things I'd like to do in the summer, namely drive out into the middle of nowhere by myself and sleep in the truck.

Instead, this summer will be like last summer, or the summer before. I am FUCKING BUSY, which annoys me.

I would have thought no car would be an impediment to a social life, but now that I'm forced into getting rides, I'm also being forced to spend my weekends doing things with other people. Which I will grudgingly admit has kind of been a lot of fun recently. Usually though, I'd like a day a week where I can do nothing, and I'm not getting it right now.

Did you know that simulating oral sex in Dairy Queen is a good way to get many, many disapproving looks from old people? I sure did. Kinda seems like common sense, really. People are weird.


I just looked in a mirror for the first time in what seems like whatever. I look old now, and right now, would not probably recognize myself on the street. Not that I spent much time looking at myself anyway.

Here's me now:



Me and Flo look so unimpressed because we've been standing like this for seven or eight minutes.

Rocco looks goofy because he is, in the best ways.



I am acting like an old Italian man. Rocco is doing my bidding. Flo looks unimpressed either because I'm Italian or just finished making out with the muffler that's behind me (not pictured.

Don't ask about the hat. It started out ironically, but actually looks fucking good, so fuck you.

Oh, more interesting!

1 comment:

  1. Was this really four years ago?

    That can't be right.

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