I've been looking around the anonymous blog site. I'm having a little trouble understanding how that is really any more anonymous than this, really.

I mean, there is only one person who can access this. I've already told her what I'd probably consider the biggest secret I'd have to keep from her. Even if other people could read it, it turns out much of my readership was from Germany, where I know very, very few people.

But I have noticed a trend going through many of the Anonymous posts - they read like really bad soap operas. Someone's getting dumped by their two week boyfriend. There's women having affairs in the vaguest of terms, shy guys working out and wishing they could talk to pretty girls, and 14 year old kids making themselves puke to be skinny. I mean, there's blogging. Then there's blogging for an audience! This feels almost like the latter.

I refuse to believe I share the earth with people who are actually this stereotypical.

The guy's name is "Counce" for Christ'sake, why are you expecting much? I don't even know how to fucking pronounce that. It's probably a blessing he skipped out on supper with your parents, they wouldn't be able to say it right either.

If you actually talk to girls, you'll find most of the interesting ones don't lift weights either.

If you talked to you husband instead of fucking all his friends, you would not feel guilty all the time. Everyone makes mistakes and if you guys care about eachother, you should let eachother go off and be happy, maybe.

If you puke to get skinny, you'll lose all your teeth. You are not supposed to understand the world at 14.

Such terrible, terrible ennui, I tell ya.

So, I of course decided that such a clichéd group of personalities could only really be assembled for my entertainment.

I have started an experiment. Should it go as planned, I'm going to end up posting the link here. Should it go south, it will be entertaining for me. Should it not work out, it's not really worth looking at.



I was thinking about something someone said to me a long time ago. I can't quote them anymore, but the general idea was somewhere along the lines of "simplicity is bliss."

I've been more and more inclined to agree as of late, and am beginning to think I should spend the summer living in my van in the middle of a forest somewhere.

Oh well.

I want more liquor.