Three things I learned today:
1. People from Deerfield, Illinois, are really bad at hiding the fact. Bad enough that I could guess the exact town from a few minutes of conversation (if you want to know how, they mentioned working in a pharmacutical company, all the major U.S. ones being located on the east coast. After that, it's just a little paying attention). For once, I actually had fun with a guessing game, especially since my useless knowledge of something actually convinced someone I was a genious for once.
I'd let that totally go to my head now that I think about it, if I hadn't just re-read this post in it's entirety.
2. After enough use, the can of beer you've been using as a cup for your sink because you're too lazy to walk upstairs and get one will lose that three week old beer after taste, and totally be worth not having to go up and down the stairs all the time.
3. You can't make soft-shell tacos out of cheese, hamburger, and old pancakes. Or at least you shouldn't. It just doesn't work. At all. Ok?
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Deerfield was the soon to be mentioned Hanna, who I met goddess knows how, but to whom I am ever in debt to for showing me Twin Peaks.
ReplyDelete#3 is absolutely fucking true.
I met Hanna at the art gallery, if memory serves. If it's the Hanna I'm thinking of, anyway.
ReplyDelete#2 and #3 are still completely fucking true.
No, it was rotary lake. Alanna, who I think is who I am really thinking of here, was the art gallery.
ReplyDeleteDid you know tourists will actually pay you to give shitty little tours if you hang out infront of the art gallery long enough? I know too much about this town.
Ugh.
ReplyDeleteWell, 3. remains true.