Oh hey, a rare good day at work thus far. Feel like writing things, but don't have he time, so here's a quote from one of the mall girls that made me chuckle instead:
"Well, I don't really consider it cheating. I just gave him a blowjob and he was done in less than 40 seconds."
I don't know where the fuck they make people like this, but for some reason, that's bloody priceless.
I don't really know where the fuck they make people who are done in 40 seconds either. Seriously, that's impressive. I can't even get myself off that fast, let alone be gotten off that fast by the palsied, clam handed halitosis cases I seem to attract.
Anyway, no more time. Till later!
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"Palsied, clam handed halitosis cases" makes them sound ugly, not horrifyingly repulsive personality wise, which is probably what I was going for.
ReplyDeleteThis, and the person it was spoken by, still amuse me to no fucking end.
ReplyDeleteYup, still.
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