I wonder who picks these pictures, knowing that they are trying to convince people to pay them tons of money to consume a health product that probably won't work. I get "infected nipple fruit" and some of the other pictures I've seen in these ads, but for some reason "giant rotting squid carcass" isn't really something I think I'd want to see on an ingredient label, even if it's healthy as fuck.



After spending about 20 minutes on the site that ad links to, I have watched what seems like a really bad movie trailer, and still have no idea what the fuck I am supposed to be buying or where to put the money in. This is a great example of a whole different type of bad advertising - I'm left thinking the old dude in the picture isn't actually cringing at the collapse of western society, but staring blankly in terror and confusion because he has no idea what the fuck he just watched and what some shitty summer movie has to do with the implosion of the U.S. economy or his checkbook.


This shit's all from the Sun Media series of websites, which for some reason I am now starting to really have trouble remembering, I actually pay a small monthly fee to look at.

The articles aren't much better.



Pretty self explanatory. As sometimes happens, a dude tried to smuggle himself out of someplace, in this case Africa, and died of hypothermia, or oxygen deprivation, or was crushed by the plane's wheels as they retracted.

Because this headline was also in the papers recently...



...Some highly intelligent dude who maintains the website decided to put this poll on both pages:



I guess news and entertainment media aren't really all that far apart, but still.

In case you were wondering.



Been pretty uninteresting over here lately.