Facebook is always so silly

Click the pictures, they never size right.



You mean never, ever have any scientists stumbled opon a dead elephant and cut open the trunk? Edward has been playing this new game, and my facebook has been drowned in shitty game notifications that aren't even really "facts".



I find a few things funny about this. One, these ads are targeted, so apparently something in my searches indicates that I need rehab and would also function well as a drug and health councillor.

Also, 855 people had a lot of fun in rehab.



I now know one of "those people", you know, the ones who post pictures of themselves with ten hashtags on twitter, and then have to facebook about how they posted pictures of themselves on twitter.

You can't see it in the picture, but twelve people liked this.



But you can see it in this picture. I am a little stoned and not super twitter savvy, but it took me a minute to clue in as to the fact that they are not congratulating him on finishing a coke and the posting pictures of it.



A little off topic, but if you've ever been bumped to first class, you know that on commercial flights, the food and salads are the same shitty stuff you get in coach. For somereason "airline salad" seems like a bad marketing move to me.



And, on the topic of advertising. I think my booty would have 2m likes (whatever that means, "m" not actually being a statement of any sort) if I cold afford to advertise it on facebook.

Anyway, had not blogged in a while.