To the Dawson friends:

If you have not spoken to me in over a year, maybe at least pretend to be interested before asking me to hook you up with Prince George drugs. Simply asking, then going offline when I say no, kind of makes me think you're a piece of shit.

Most of you have done this, with the exception of Lindsay, who doesn't do drugs, and Brianna, who asked, but talks to me every day anyway, and I will re-iterate what I said before I moved:

I don't miss any of you.