And on an also somewhat related note:

FUCK OFF. Seriously. I can't even go on facebook anymore. You're always on, and constantly feel the need to tell me how horribly and completely you've fucked up your life, and enjoyed doing so.

YOu'd think, judging by the way I reply to you with no more than one or two words, that you would clue in.

But no. YOu just message and message until I express some tiny fake amount of interest in you.

Blah.