I don't know how the hell I did this without dying of exhaustion back in the day.
Been out alot with Sophie and Alex over the last few days. Sophie has basically just replaced Lucas with someone slightly less whiney but equally grumpy in larger social situations. Alex has grown up alot, but is fundamentally the same person she was two years ago. Honestly, I was a little surprised at how much fun it was, given that I got the same job of being everyone's cab and chaperon, like always.
Of course, I didn't voulenteer, and I didn't really do a good job either, because hey, it's not my fucking job to fix everyone else's shit. That's really a blog for a different time, and a story in itself though.
Hung out with Henney till the early hours of the morning last night. I gave him a bunch of weed - He's always been a good friend and a nice guy, and we got super ripped. Twas a good time, but I couldn't move out of bed until just a few minutes ago.
Anyway, there was something else, but I don't really remember what. Expect this one to be edited later.
4.3.12
2.3.12
It's been a LONG time since I've had to get up this early.
I hung out with Sophie, her friend Gabe, and a really, really drunk Stephanie Doonan yesterday. Steph was like, incoherently drunk and rambled about all sorts of disturbing shit and I'm moderately sure Sophie's friend is a junky of some type, despite being a pretty cool guy.
Not a whole lot really changes around here, besides resturaunts and shite like that.
I hung out with Sophie, her friend Gabe, and a really, really drunk Stephanie Doonan yesterday. Steph was like, incoherently drunk and rambled about all sorts of disturbing shit and I'm moderately sure Sophie's friend is a junky of some type, despite being a pretty cool guy.
Not a whole lot really changes around here, besides resturaunts and shite like that.
1.3.12
Oh, OH YEAH! I remember...
...THAT's why I don't really like living here at all.
It was a really mellow, enjoyable three or four days, though.
Unrelated:
Lindsay, Lisa still thinks you hate her. I told her that I don't think your boyfriend is a huge fan of me, and on top of that, I hate most of her less recent friends, so it sort of balances out. I think this actually made her feel better, which is sort of good because I'm really not in the mood for this sort of petty shit that doesn't really make much difference to me. Yay!
Also unrelated:
I'm working at the bookstore again. Yay cheap books! Yay Kris buying free lunches! Yay!
I really hope I don't have to work early today/tomorrow. Blah.
It was a really mellow, enjoyable three or four days, though.
Unrelated:
Lindsay, Lisa still thinks you hate her. I told her that I don't think your boyfriend is a huge fan of me, and on top of that, I hate most of her less recent friends, so it sort of balances out. I think this actually made her feel better, which is sort of good because I'm really not in the mood for this sort of petty shit that doesn't really make much difference to me. Yay!
Also unrelated:
I'm working at the bookstore again. Yay cheap books! Yay Kris buying free lunches! Yay!
I really hope I don't have to work early today/tomorrow. Blah.
10.2.12
9.2.12
LONG RAMBLING UNINTERESTING POST WITH BAD GRAMMERS YAY! (NOW WITH OLD MUSICS FROM MY CHILDHUD LULZ
START TEH BLOGS! KONG AT THE GATE! ROAR AND SHIT!
I get the feeling you never watch the videos. I don't nessicarily blame you, but I'm going to start posting more and more of them because I'm lazy and yeah.
They're all girls! Weight is about 4 ounces. There were some fertilization problems at the end (never leave your babies in the care of your girlfriend's uninterested friend for a week), so the end result is not quite what I'd hoped for, but I still saved about $400 bucks (assuming 1 oz a month at let's say the higher price of $200/oz.).
LOOK IT'S A VIDEO YAY! The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs! That's the wrong song but whatever!
Additionally, I've had a while to de-habituate, so even if the end product is not quite what I'd hoped, I won't notice. I shall make brownies with them too, since I have some time and so on to spare.
I'm excited to do it all over again. It's like growing money. That you can light on fire. And that makes life more interesting.
Wha wha wacka wah smoked cigarettes till I went broke! Smoke a big spliff of some ok senimillia!
I've decided to grow some lovely poppies too. Because poppies are nice, and I haven't had poppy tea in forever.
And maybe some mushrooms. You know, for pizza to go with my brownies and tea.
If you know why this is here, you know what I'm talking about.
I think I'd do pretty good in life if I lived somewhere less shitty. Like Cambodia. I think I'd like living in Cambodia. Too bad it's not as simple as just shifting up a "C" in the World Factbook.
MORE VIDEO FUN TIME YAY!
Did you know that the U.S. dropped over 2.7 million tons of bombs on Cambodia during the Vietnam war, which as you might have noticed from the name wasn't supposed to have anything to do with Cambodia? For perspective, the allies dropped just over 2 million tons during world war II, including the nukes they used on Japan.
When you consider that, and that the Khmer Rouge* (led by the comically named Pol Pot) made a point to kill anyone with any sort of education, and that about %20 of the population died in the ~4 years they ran the show it's pretty remarkable that the country still exists.
I still think it's a better place to live than Canada too.
Though in Canada's defence, and on a somewhat related note, we sure made Anne Coulter look stupid.
I am tired of writing now, and I didn't have anything to write in the first place. SO yeah. Happy? Good.
SKANK, YOU UNSANITARY-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKERS, SKANK! I will probably think whatever my kids listen to is stupid, because I think most of what I listened to as a kid is stupid. And it's fan-fucking-tastic compared to half the shit out there nowadays.
*Despite their obviously being an evil regime of almost humerous proportions, the UN, under pressure from the U.S., recognized the KR as the legitmiate government until 1993, over a decade after the Vietnamese had invaded (yes, irony there, excaberated by the fact that it's the only time I'm aware of that the U.S. ever backed a Communist regime (The KR, though Vietnam was and is also Communist and the KR didn't officially make it clear they were pretending to be Communists untill 1977, two years after seizing power. Seriously.) and fought on the same side as Red China, albiet unofficially) and kicked them out. Really, if you look at the history of Cambodia, the U.S. has fucked them over time and time again, just like it's doing to most of us. But I digress.
DOO DOO E E, DOO DOO E E! I can probably still play all this shit on guitar, hah.
I get the feeling you never watch the videos. I don't nessicarily blame you, but I'm going to start posting more and more of them because I'm lazy and yeah.
They're all girls! Weight is about 4 ounces. There were some fertilization problems at the end (never leave your babies in the care of your girlfriend's uninterested friend for a week), so the end result is not quite what I'd hoped for, but I still saved about $400 bucks (assuming 1 oz a month at let's say the higher price of $200/oz.).
LOOK IT'S A VIDEO YAY! The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs! That's the wrong song but whatever!
Additionally, I've had a while to de-habituate, so even if the end product is not quite what I'd hoped, I won't notice. I shall make brownies with them too, since I have some time and so on to spare.
I'm excited to do it all over again. It's like growing money. That you can light on fire. And that makes life more interesting.
Wha wha wacka wah smoked cigarettes till I went broke! Smoke a big spliff of some ok senimillia!
I've decided to grow some lovely poppies too. Because poppies are nice, and I haven't had poppy tea in forever.
And maybe some mushrooms. You know, for pizza to go with my brownies and tea.
If you know why this is here, you know what I'm talking about.
I think I'd do pretty good in life if I lived somewhere less shitty. Like Cambodia. I think I'd like living in Cambodia. Too bad it's not as simple as just shifting up a "C" in the World Factbook.
MORE VIDEO FUN TIME YAY!
Did you know that the U.S. dropped over 2.7 million tons of bombs on Cambodia during the Vietnam war, which as you might have noticed from the name wasn't supposed to have anything to do with Cambodia? For perspective, the allies dropped just over 2 million tons during world war II, including the nukes they used on Japan.
When you consider that, and that the Khmer Rouge* (led by the comically named Pol Pot) made a point to kill anyone with any sort of education, and that about %20 of the population died in the ~4 years they ran the show it's pretty remarkable that the country still exists.
I still think it's a better place to live than Canada too.
Though in Canada's defence, and on a somewhat related note, we sure made Anne Coulter look stupid.
I am tired of writing now, and I didn't have anything to write in the first place. SO yeah. Happy? Good.
SKANK, YOU UNSANITARY-LOOKING MOTHERFUCKERS, SKANK! I will probably think whatever my kids listen to is stupid, because I think most of what I listened to as a kid is stupid. And it's fan-fucking-tastic compared to half the shit out there nowadays.
*Despite their obviously being an evil regime of almost humerous proportions, the UN, under pressure from the U.S., recognized the KR as the legitmiate government until 1993, over a decade after the Vietnamese had invaded (yes, irony there, excaberated by the fact that it's the only time I'm aware of that the U.S. ever backed a Communist regime (The KR, though Vietnam was and is also Communist and the KR didn't officially make it clear they were pretending to be Communists untill 1977, two years after seizing power. Seriously.) and fought on the same side as Red China, albiet unofficially) and kicked them out. Really, if you look at the history of Cambodia, the U.S. has fucked them over time and time again, just like it's doing to most of us. But I digress.
DOO DOO E E, DOO DOO E E! I can probably still play all this shit on guitar, hah.
7.2.12
You're right..
..but I'm flat broke, in the middle of moving, and trying to find a new car because Lisa crashed mine. I'm just a tad busy at the moment.
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