Your porn just makes me concerned.

"Max Surrender" makes some of the weirdest porn I've ever heard about or seen. A certain Mexican was telling me aobut it today, so out of intense boredom, I actually checked it out.

I only watched two clips, but here's a quick review of how it seems to work:

Two chicks get into a wrestling ring.
They make very little pretense about they're wrestling skills, and pretty much just pull at eachothers clothes for a few minutes.
Then, they start to hook up in a weird combination of violent movements and leg holds.
The video goes on like that, till one of them gives up (apparently for being "submissively horny"). The other one then gets to fuck her vigorously with a strap on.

Not really my cup of tea, but to be honest, what really put me off it was towards the end of the video. "Vigorous" might be a gentle word for the strap on part, but I knew it was too much for me when the one girl grabbed the other BY THE NOSTRILS while doing her from behind, and lifted her off the ground.

Believe me, I was impressed since I doubt I could pick someone up by thier nose, but much more scared than any sort of aroused. It's weird what people find sexy.




This is the type of post that happens when I get tired enough for the Incan monkey gods to tell me what to write. I should sleep, pronto.


Miss Piggy just does it for some people, I guess.