23.2.10

I think Julie has a crush on my Dad.

I don't know whether to tease her about it, or try to hook them up.

What a trip that'd be.

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  1. Yeah, that would have been a trip on par with the time I got high on nutmeg.*


    *For those not in the know, nutmeg is possibly the most insane, hellish drug out there, to the point that there's post-traumatic stress type reasons I haven't ever posted about it before. Yes, I mean the shit in your grandma's spice drawer. Google it if you don't believe me.

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  2. Fucking nutmeg.

    And, fucking nutbag.

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  3. NUCKING FUTMEG.

    Seriously. It's like salvia, I only have ever done it when I forget I've done it, and then instantly remember why I don't do it.

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