25.1.16

#43

43. What did you do for a career? Explain how you chose that career.


Right now, I'm a salesman/website developer for a gun store. I don't know if either of those job descriptions will be a life long career, but I've been there for a few years now, so it's the closest I have at the moment. I'd really like to be the captain of an interstellar spaceship, or a pulp-style private detective, but I was born in the wrong time for either of those things. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a priest, and for some reason, I have a feeling I'll end up spending my 30+ years as a teacher, all though I don't actually plan to. It's just a very strong feeling I have.

Anyway, I guess I should get to the question here.

I didn't really choose this particular line of work per se, it kind of choose me. I think it was either 2010 or 2011 that I moved back to Dawson Creek. I'd been living in Prince George with a girlfriend, and had spent my time there working at the casino. I was in surveillance, which was kind of neat - if you were curious, all that technology you see casinos having in the movies is real, even in a shitty little one like the Treasure Cove, but most of it doesn't work right. Still, it was kind of fun, and pretty straightforward work. However, even if the work was enjoyable, the politics and co-workers were not. I ended up getting fired with the rest of my shift because the supervisor was somehow a threat to the department manager. I don't know, politics.

After that, I spent many months looking around for work in Prince George, which was tough - the economy there is completely dependent on lumber mills, one of which had recently exploded, and the rest of which were shut down. There was nothing there.

Lisa got to keep her job as a maid at the casino's hotel, so she got us by. We ended up moving out of our cheap, sketchy downtown apartment to a cheap, decrepit log cabin outside of town. It had collapsing floors, no insulation, and no heat besides a little electric job at each end of the building that cost a pile of money to keep running, and didn't do much to keep the place warm.





I don't have many pictures of this place apparently, but there's a quick shot of the outside corner, and the entryway. Note that it had no ceiling, but I had lots of scarves, so we made it work.





This had the downside of making the job hunt that much harder - Lisa would take my truck to town in the mornings, and it's not like I could really walk around and hand out resumes. I did some odd jobs for the landlord on the rare occasion - he ran a garage and specialized in fixing up crap and reselling it. Not work I knew much about, but it did mean I got to drive some very cool, if slightly defective rides that I'll likely never even sit in again - Jaguars, Lambos, and so on. Kinda cool.

Anyway, I got pretty depressed with all this (cool not being a substitute for actual work), so I pretty much gave up. I decided that there was one distinct advantage to living in the middle of nowhere, so I used a little bit of money I'd had tucked away to go down to the hydroponics shop and get some lights, timers, pots, and so on. I got some seeds online, and presto, I was ready to grow some pot.

Now, I don't mean to sound immodest, but I think I was pretty damn good at growing pot. Admittedly, my first crop went poorly because we returned to DC for christmas (driving through the worst snowstorm I'd ever seen on the way back, though that's a different story) and the person I left in charge of things apparently never stopped in, but my second crop produced pounds of fist sized buds on par with anything you'll ever see in a magazine. It got you messed up, too.





I also spent alot of time hanging out with my cat. I miss that cat.





The real problem I ran into was this: Have you ever seen Breaking Bad? You notice how the big problem through the whole series isn't actually producing top grade meth, but rather finding some way to sell it? Kinda the same issue here. I didn't actually have any way to get rid of it besides $20 at a time, which was pretty pointless. So, after we eventually gave up on trying PG, our "new" van (yet another different story) was basically stuffed to the brim with what was left of the second harvest. The third harvest was literally hung from the ceiling as I had to pull it early in order to move back, and wanted to try and salvage what I could by curing it properly. Yeah, it sounds stupid, but it's not like anyone would have missed the big jars of stank-ass bud piled in the back if we were pulled over, so I wasn't any more worried about leaving the drying sticks in plain sight.

Anyway, once we got back to Dawson, I figured I could make some money selling all this shit. Unfortunately, I ran into the other problem most aspiring drug dealers run into - all your friends think it's free.

What this all added up to was that I was pretty popular and always had a party to attend, was very demoralized about finding a real job, couldn't make anything real at my "other job", and was pretty much hooked to my top notch weed and didn't do much else.

I wasted at least a couple weeks doing this, but eventually it was obviously untenable as a way of spending the rest of my life. Fortunately, a coworker of my dad's, John Morrison had been buying the occasional bag off me, and he informed me that the local gunstore was hiring, and that he'd put in a word for me if I applied.

Now, I didn't actually have all that much interest in guns, nor in sales, but I did suffer from a pretty decent amount of social anxiety. I've never been great with talking to new people, so I figured that being paid and forced to would be a decent way to get over this, as well as being as painless as possible - everyone would be there to talk about one thing, which makes it easy to have something to talk about.

So, I interviewed, somehow I got the job, and there we go. I quickly found that it did help me get passed my social awkwardness, but was unfortunately not a very good place to work otherwise. Bad coworkers make for a bad workplace, and the gunstore is no exception. That said, the pay is better than I can get elsewhere, and right now, no one is hiring, let alone hiring someone with no driver's license or education. So, there I stay.

I mostly got into the website stuff because I was the only person who could change the background on a computer, which meant I must know everything about computers, right? In the end, I think I'm doing a much more efficient and generally better job than anyone else who has done this, so it does give me some sense of accomplishment in an otherwise morale-free workplace, and it's nice to know that even if I'm kind of stuck at my job, I can at least change it up a little bit.

I think that about covers it, in the usual rambly fashion, but with a bit more of a point this time. Cheers!

24.1.16

Let the games begin.


So, Lindsay shared a thing on my facebook page today, and it seems like a neat idea. I write about me all the time, but not really in a way that is likely all that accessible to anyone else. So I figured it will be some fun, simple stuff to talk about.

Now, the rules are apparently that I'm supposed to answer one question a week for 52 weeks, but as I'm a bit of a spree rambler, I'm not sure I can stick to that. Some of them don't really apply (for example, I never went to vocational school), which accordingly robs me of a week of interesting ponderance. Accordingly, it's pretty likely I'll answer all of them on a different timeline, and likely before another year has passed - besides, alot can happen in a year, and I'd rather there be some uniformity in this. Anyway, I also notice there's some bonus questions, so factoring those in, maybe it will all balance out.


Man, I was a charmer back then.



Here goes a list of questions so that I know which ones I've answered, and which I haven't.

  1. What is your full name? Explain why your parents gave you that name.
  2. When and where were you born? Describe your home, your neighborhood, and the town you grew up in.
  3. What memories do you have of your father (his name, birth date, birthplace, parents, and so on)?
  4. What memories do you have of your mother (her name, birth date, birthplace, parents, and so on)?
  5. What kind of work did your parents do (farmer, salesman, manager, seamstress, nurse, stay-at-home mom, professional, laborer, and so on)?
  6. Have any of your family members died? If so, explain what they died from and what you remember of their death; the circumstances of their death.
  7. What kind of hardships or tragedies did your family experience while you were growing up?
  8. Are there any obvious or unusual genetic traits that run in your family line?
  9. What are the names of your brothers and sisters? Describe things that stand out in your mind about each of your siblings.
  10. What were some of your family traditions that you remember?
  11. Did your family have special ways of celebrating specific holidays?
  12. Share some memories of your grandparents.
  13. Did your grandparents live close by? If so, describe how they were involved in your life. If they lived far away share some memories of visiting them or of them traveling to visit you.
  14. Who were your aunts and uncles? Write about any of your aunts or uncles who really stand out in your mind. Give some details about them (names, personalities, events that you remember doing with them, and so on).
  15. Where did you go to school? Give some details about what was school like for you and some of your memorable experiences.
  16. What were your favorite subjects in school? Explain why.
  17. What subjects did you like the least? Explain why.
  18. Who were some of your friends in school? Explain what your friends were like and what they are doing today if you know that.
  19. If you went to college or a vocational school, what school did you attend? Describe what memories you have of those years and what subjects you studied.
  20. What do you see as your greatest strengths?
  21. What were some of the challenges you have had to deal with in your life?
  22. What medical issues have you had to deal with throughout your life?
  23. Was religion an important for you and your family? If so, explain what religion your family practiced and what it meant to you. Explain if it is or is not an important part of your life today.
  24. What foods do you like and dislike? Describe any food allergies you or other family members had.
  25. Were there two or three food dishes your mother or father made that were especially memorable?
  26. How did you meet your spouse?
  27. What was your courtship like? Describe your marriage day.
  28. Share some stories about your spouse.
  29. How many children do you have? List their names and share a few memories about each one.
  30. Describe some of the major community, national, and world events you lived through. How did these events change your life?
  31. What are some of your life philosophies or life views that you would share with others?
  32. What are some of the personal values that are very important to you? Share some examples of what have you done and what are you doing now to teach these values to your children, grandchildren and others.
  33. List at least five people who have had a memorable influence on your life. What did they do that had such an influence on you?
  34. What are 20 things about yourself that make you uniquely you?
  35. What are 50 things that you are grateful for?
  36. What is your philosophy on money?
  37. If you could spend a day with any famous person in the world, who would it be, and what would you do during your day with him or her?
  38. What scares you?
  39. What makes you stop and go “Wow!”?
  40. What are some of the things you enjoy doing in your leisure time?
  41. If you could go back in time and spend an hour visiting with yourself at age 15, what would you tell your younger self?
  42. What are some of your talents? Explain how you discovered them and what you have done to cultivate and improve them. Describe how your talents have they affected your life.
  43. What did you do for a career? Explain how you chose that career. #43 Here
  44. What were some of the jobs you had throughout your life? Explain some of the memorable experiences you had with these jobs.
  45. What are 5 significant events or experiences in your life, and explain what effects they have had on you.
  46. What are some of the life lessons that you have learned and would like to pass on to your descendants?
  47. In how many places have you lived during your lifetime? Provide a brief description of each place you’ve lived, why you lived there, and why you moved.
  48. If someone gave you $10,000 and told you that you could NOT give it to any of your friends, family members or use it for yourself, what would you do with it?
  49. If you could go back in time and do things over again, what would you change?
  50. When all is said and done, what do you want to be remembered for? Explain what you are doing now to create a legacy worthy of remembering.
  51. If you were to leave 5 different bits of advice for your future posterity, what would they be?
  52. Have you traveled to any place outside of your home country? If so, explain the reasons for your trip(s) and what memorable things happened on some of those trips.
Extra Questions
  1. If a newspaper wanted to do a story about you, what would the story be about?
  2. What were some of the popular fads you experienced during your life?
  3. How did you spend your summers?
  4. What were some of your more memorable vacations?
  5. Did you ever have pets? If so, tell us about them.
  6. List 20 things you think the world would be better off without.